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The Loop: A Spring Renaissance

2 September 2009

A thousand apologies...

Yes we hav e been absolutely sh*thouse at unleashing The Rave Newsletter - hopeless in fact. But as spring has sprung in Aotearoa this week, we thought we'd get onto getting in touch.

We have not been sitting on our hairy hobbit hands of course, oh no The Beige Brigade has been chipping away here on Twitter, facing off on Facebook, talking to the chaps at NZ Inspired magazine, rambling over there on The Rave, and ranting across here on the Sideline Slogger blog at Stuff .

Without any further ado here are 10 things to bear in mind as you prepare to endure the demented ramblings of Danny Morrison over in Sri Lanka, or the crackly static-filled warbling of the omniscient Bryan Waddle.

ON THE TELLY: We recently popped up on C4's documentary on New Zealand's Top 100 Pop Culture Moments (we were a Brademan-esque 99 not out). Even better was the cranky pre-menstrual TV review from the Dominion Post's in-house misery guts Jane Bowron - love it!

LEAGUE: Kiwis vs Kangaroos in dirty old London - from just £20: The World Champion Kiwi rugby league team is in the UK this year...so buckle up! We line up against the Kangaroos in London and then Great Britain in picturesque Huddersfield. Check out all the details here: www.beigebrigade.co.nz/uktours/league/

 PODCAST: The Beige Brigade's abusive and occasionally entertaining podcast The BYC has now turned in a remarkable 100 episodes. Preposterous. But true. Listen in as Kev, Off White Thunder, The Woman Slayer, Fat Lou's Old Man and The Godfather debate the current cricketing issues of the day and take the mickey out of just about everything that dares to wander near the periphery of cricket. Includes cussing and emails from the Regular Correspondent, The Irwinator, The Nemesis and lots of brilliant people in America.

RUGBY: The Men in Black head to Europe - On sale now... The ABs line up in Milan, Marseille, London and Cardiff this Autumn and we will be thundering along to all the games again. There is limited availability for the Milan and Marseille trips so get in quick and secure your place with just a £75 deposit. PLUS the Speight's Return Coach to Cardiff is back from just £159 and we'll be dominating at Twickenham for the Baa Baas game. All the details here: www.beigebrigade.co.nz/uktours/rugby/

A BOOK TO BUY: J-Rod is the world's best cricket blogger, well he was until he got married anyway. He has a crackingly abusive book out called The Year Of The Balls 2008: A Disrespective. We reckon he is magnificently abusive, inventive and informed and you should buy his book for you, or someone like you, or for your Dad for Father's Day.

 ANZAC Day: Gallipoli 2010 - The 95th Anniversary: ANZAC Day 2010 tours are up on the site and selling now. The Beige Brigade is proud to be the only 100% Kiwi tour operator at ANZAC Cove and we will give a unique insight into why this place is so important to all Kiwis. Once again we have limited positions available on our 4-day, 9-day and 16-day tours. Check out all the details here: www.beigebrigade.co.nz/uktours/anzac/

CLOBBER: The Beige Brigade's online shop is still roaring away nicely - with it being winter we are flying a little low in the stocks of some items but there are plenty of beige Brigade shirts to go around unless you are fatter than Dwayne Leverock. Feed your beige clothing fetish here, and remember no GST if you're outside the Land of the Long White Cloud. And if you're inside then it is free postage: http://www.beigebrigade.co.nz/catalog

ANOTHER BOOK TO BUY: Joseph O'Neill's Netherland is a magnificent novel in which cricket in none other than New York City plays a central role. The Sunday Telegraph said it was "a paean to cricket" which means it was definitely quite good. As someone somewhere remarked, it is the first cricket book they have ever read where Stephen Fleming punches Shoaib Akhtar (through the covers for 4).

BUNNY HUNTERS: We do love small horses (http://www.smallhorse.co.nz/) but we are not partial to bunny rabbits. To prove the point sponsored a team in The Great Alexandra Easter Bunny Hunt held in Central Otago. They came sixth and looked magnificent - dressed to kill perhaps?

 LOOKING FOR BEIGE: Look at what people search for when they finish up at the Beige Brigade website. The normal phrases were things like "beige brigade" [normal], "beige" [solid], "jeremy coney" [iconic], "anzac day", "mark richardson", the small horse" [mascot], "byc" [podcast], "stubbies" [compulsory], "bede skinner" [beige TV star and Steinlager Edge mascot], and "snow cricket" [good idea]. But the weirdest would have to be "grand national dress code" [like we would be good advisors on that]; "when chuck norris was born" [eh?]; "daniel vettori's glasses" [qualified librarian]; "biege bridgage" [completely stupid and/or drunk]; "cricket smurf" [J Langer] and "haircuts for chaps" [odd]. The full list is here.

Take care out there - chip away at us on beigehq@beigebrigade.co.nz

Cheers

Paul & Mike