BYC Podcast #170: “The Golden Summer Episode”

This week the team bask in the glory of what has been a sensational summer.

Wells and Lane are quietly pleased the cycle of abuse has ended.

Cleaver waxes lyrical about McCullum’s 300 and MD Crowe’s latest article is under the periscope in The Book Nook.

Listen in below or on iTunes.

THE PODDIE

 

The Alternative Commentary Collective Aural Special: Part 1

If you’re a cricket fan and you don’t know what The Alternative Commentary Collective is all about then you’re (a) a massive loser and (b) missing out.

We’re a short format outfit so we aren’t commentating the Test series but, just in time for Day 1 of the Test match at the Basin Reserve, we’ve unleashed Part 1 of the lowlights from our audio debut during the Indian series.

A special thanks to the good buggers at TRN who edited their iHearts out getting this together. Enjoy – and apologies in advance.

Mediawatch on The ACC

Cheers to Colin and the crew at Radio NZ’s Mediawatch programme for giving a rat’s about The Alternative Commentary Collective that we’ve been stoked to be  part of over the Indian ODI series. Listen to the story from the wireless this morning here:

 

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Thanks also to the ridiculously rational Rich Irvine from sportreview.net.nz (and NZ Cricket) for his sane comments and pointed remarks about caravan hygiene…

 

Post in The Cordon: Cricket commentary for those without sensible trousers

On Wednesday, in my old hometown of Hamilton, I donned an off-white suit and sat in a sweating, leaking, decrepit, decal-covered caravan parked up with the rear window peering out over the boundary of the second ODI between New Zealand and India. I was part of a new cricket commentary initiative and it was bloody good fun. And at times it was pants-wettingly funny.

I was surrounded by some of New Zealand’s most entertaining and excellent blokes, including cult heroes and infamists with sensible names like Lee, Jeremy, Michael, Jason, Matthew, Scott, Leigh and Benjamin. We’d all been roped into helping out with laissez-faire vocal nonsense on a new initiative called The Alternative Commentary Collective.

Together this ivory-suited platoon soaked up a rain-affected thriller in which India scored more runs than New Zealand and yet conspired with Messrs Duckworth and Lewis to lose by 15 runs.

The ACC – accidentally on purpose sounding like one of New Zealand’s most bureaucratic institutions, The Accident Compensation Corporation* – has made it to the internautical airwaves via the magic of binary code, testicular fortitude from NZ Cricket, and some grunt from the TRN radio network.

The brainchild of Beige Brigade co-founder and ideas man Mike Lane and Kiwi media cult hero Jeremy Wells, the ACC aims to provide New Zealand cricket fans with something a little bit different to the commentary fare served up by the traditional broadcast teams on radio and television.

If you were being rude you’d say that point of difference involved a shoestring budget, uninformed analysis, no former international cricketers, a plethora of obscure anecdotes and a mild scatological obsession. And you’d be right.

But not everyone wants mainstream-flavoured commentary – some cricket followers around the nation don’t take cricket as seriously as Sunil Gavaskar, and are keen to hear about parmesan cheese, Linda Hamilton’s mouth, limbless water-polo players, bhuja mix, cocktail hour, and gonad injuries – as well as keeping up with the state of the game.

That last point is a damn important one – the poor bugger doing the ball-by-ball relay of the action is the adhesive in the whole operation. I have a new admiration for anyone taking on this Herculean task of describing the bowler’s run-up, the delivery itself, the batsman’s shot, the fielding action, the return to the wicketkeeper’s mitts, and the score, all in seven seconds of treacly audio.

It’s ridiculously early days but feedback on the ACC has been promising. Media aficionado Paul Casserly wrote in the NZ Herald: “Wells and Hoyte seem to know their cricket and provide solid if unorthodox commentary while the other cricket tragics join in pushing the boundaries with absurdity… astute ball-by-ball discussions mixed with absurd diversions is beautifully deployed by the ACC.”

Of course, nobody’s pretending the ACC is a global avant-gardist on the alternative commentary front. Alt-comm is not a new thing in cricket, with Test Match Sofa the most high-profile and outstanding example of the genre in this sporting milieu. Tweets and lawsuits flew last year as the the Sofa found itself in a wrangle over piracy, access, and whether its owner was allowed to eat cucumber sandwiches in the spaceship at Lord’s.

Alt-comm is not a new thing in New Zealand either. In this land of rugby, a large Polynesian bloke by the name of Jed Thian has been riffing with off-kilter commentary on the nation’s favourite bloodsport for several years.

The informality and shenanigans of the ACC do not compete with the establishment’s traditional commentary options but complement them. It hits a different audience, one that doesn’t hitch its pants quite so high.

The way I see it, cricket is an incredibly eccentric sport played by an eclectic club of nations. It’s rife with weird rules and regulations, anachronisms and obscure equipment. The ACC is simply delivering commentary to match that smorgasbord of idiosyncrasy.

*A Crown entity that provides “comprehensive, no-fault personal injury cover for all New Zealand residents and visitors to New Zealand”

 

This post first appeared on Cricinfo over here: http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/712483.html

 

 

Beige Brigade chip away at The Alternative Commentary Collective

A galaxy of cricketing cult heroes, has-beens and never-wills will band together in a new online cricket commentary “dream team” dubbed The Alternative Commentary Collective.

The ACC will provide ball-by-ball commentary and uninformed analysis to Kiwi cricket fans around the world on our Radio Sport Extra stream on iHeartRadio. The team will reside in a retro caravan on the boundary rope at the upcoming one-day international cricket matches between New Zealand and India.

ACC-Whats-on-RotatorCaptained by Grafton club cricketer Jeremy Wells and Beige Brigade founder Mike Lane, The ACC will make its debut in Napier on Sunday 19 January. Other contributors to The ACC include documentary maker Leigh Hart, stuntman Matt Heath, beard cultivator Ben Hurley, rhythmic gymnast Jason Hoyte, and Beige Brigade co-founder Paul Ford.

Jeremy Wells says he is stoked with the line-up. “I hand-picked some of the best and worst cricket brains in the country for this ultimate commentary dream team – some of us have actually been to India too. I know for a fact that since Bryan Waddle, Jeremy Coney and Erv McSweeney heard about The ACC they’ve been trawling the Trade & Exchange in cold sweats looking for new employment options.”

Mike Lane says The ACC was an initiative “by the fans and for the fans” and would provide relevant match details and progress, but also a less serious outlook on the game and life in general. “This is potentially the largest gathering of backyard cricketers and non-former players ever to commentate a cricket series in the world. It will deliver a lot of eccentric observations, a crapload of informality and hopefully a few laughs. Someone will probably be offended too.”

NZ vs India ACC schedule (all games start at 2pm) 

19 January: Napier
22 January: Hamilton
25 January: Auckland
28 January: Hamilton
31 January: Wellington

 

BYC Podcast #169: “The Flooring Direct Episode”

After a long summer break spent reading books for the Book Nook and watching a plethora of cricket action the BYC team are back…and rusty as ever.

Chillblain Tony Blain chimes in with his Christmas/New Year message, The Ruse is elusive in News or Ruse and bugger me days, JJD Wells has read a book.

Listen in below or on iTunes.

THE PODDIE

 

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